Jack and Jill

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Money💶💷 is an indispensable element in life☯️ when you take it out the life becomes 🤦‍♂️ imbalanced. Same is the case with businesses🕴️, they go in losses when the money runs out, one such case happened to a firm based in New York🗽. 

This office had money problems😫, they have been trying hard to sustain but it was arduous now😷😵. They end up firing 40% of the staff, in the end, they had to fire one more employee, either Jack👨‍💻 or Jill 👩‍💻..It was left on the manager👨‍💼 to fire one more employee.😟

He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work.😈

The next morning, both employees came to work very early.😰

So the manager thought he would fire the first one who took a coffee break.😈

Woefully, neither employee took a coffee break.😰

Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break 🍞🍛🍜- to his bewilderment , neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.

The day was getting longer every minute and manager couldn't think of a sage idea to get rid of them.

Then the manager thought he'd wait to see who would leave work the earliest, but both employees prolonged their stay at the office that day. Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a ghastly problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus." 

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